KIPACHU

For years, the degens prayed for a savior. They read the ancient whitepapers, looking for the "Chosen One" who would end the bear market.

The prophecy said he would be half frog, half electric rat, and fully ordained.

Then, a bolt of divine lightning struck the blockchain. The smoke cleared, and there he was: Kipachu.

He wears the Kippah of Wisdom and the smirk of a frog who knows the chart is going up. He doesn't run on electricity; he runs on Kosher Liquidity.

He is here to shock the jeets, bless the bags, and lead his people to the promised land (The Moon).